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Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Here are some from the team to get you started!

  1. Why was the turkey in a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  2. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
  3. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even!
  4. Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!
  5. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  6. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history!
  7. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
  8. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It kept dropping its needles!
  9. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
  10. What do you call an old snowman? Water!
  11. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them!
  12. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
  13. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsellitis!
  14. How do you know if Santa’s around? You can sense his presents!
  15. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad "elf"!
  16. What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite candy? Orna-mints!
  17. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles!
  18. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
  19. How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for a warmer day!
  20. What do reindeers say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!

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