Christmas Cracker Jokes
Do you have a favourite Christmas joke?
Let us know below!
Here are some from the team to get you started!
- Why was the turkey in a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
- How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even!
- Why did Santa go to music school? To improve his wrapping skills!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history!
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
- Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It kept dropping its needles!
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
- What do you call an old snowman? Water!
- Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them!
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsellitis!
- How do you know if Santa’s around? You can sense his presents!
- Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad "elf"!
- What’s a Christmas tree’s favourite candy? Orna-mints!
- Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles!
- What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
- How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for a warmer day!
- What do reindeers say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!
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